Among the many things that I am not interested in are the following:
- Becoming a mystery shopper
- Enlarging my penis, breasts, or any other part of my body
- Qualifying for grants or scholarships in subject areas that have nothing to do with mine
- "Hooking up" or "getting laid" by complete strangers
- Getting printer ink, weight loss drugs, hormone supplements, or any other useless product delivered straight to my door
- Taking advantage of military veterans benefits
- Getting price quotes on home warranties
- Applying for jobs in New Jersey or Louisiana, or, for that matter, anywhere I'd have to relocate
- Paying below retail on women's shoes
- Earning a CDL license and becoming a truck driver
So, please, stop asking.
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